Why? Really Rollerman, why?

This fucker rocekts down mountain passes head first at 60 mph on a suit made of rollerblade wheels. You read that correctly, I said fucker. Great random video.

Some more about Frenchy from his wikipedia entry…..

Jean-Yves Blondeau, also known as Rollerman is a French designer who is best known for creating the Buggy Rollin’ suit. This suit places a number of rollers (similar to those found on rollerblades) on most of the major joints, the torso, and the back. The wearer can ride in a variety of positions (rollerblade, on back, on torso, on all fours, etc.) at speeds of up to 60mph (96 kph). He has been featured on television shows in several countries.

Johny

What is it about underboobs?

We recently stumbled on a site worth noting by a woman from Philly called underboobery. The site is devoted to underboobs, which is a term we were not familiar with until running across this gem. Not really big on porn (not that ub’s are porn) but underboobs are fucking awesome. Check it out.

Image used without permission from Underboobery.blogspot.com

In the words of the underboobtastic mystery woman, “It’s hotter than the boob itself.” I agree Ms. Underboob, I agree.

New Music Monday: Example - Toxic Breath ft. Britney Spears

Example is a rapper from the UK. That sounds pretty bad doesn’t it? The funny thing is that Example has made some of the best rap you have never heard. The UK has finally found its rap voice. They have stopped imitating the US and our topics and have embraced their amazing DJ and dance scene to make some bad ass beats you moron.

Example comes from The Beats label formed by Mike Skinner of The Streets and has backing tracks from his friend Rusher. If you like this check out the full album “What we Made” on itunes uk or his site. He has also remixed an amazing amount of great tracks on his “We didn’t invent the remix”.

Caseytron

Ode to Keaton

Oh, Keaton Dear Keaton,

Where have you gone?

You’ve left us to lust.

You’ve left us to long.

You Selfish SOB!

The talent you’ve squandered!

Now in hope. In Vain.

For you alone we wander.

You thought you could tease us.

You knew you could taunt.

It was happiness you gave us.

A cruel thing to flaunt.

That pretty Boy Bale is simply a hack.

He may be more fit but it is you we want back.

Oh dear Michael this poem may be a Desperate Measure,

But your triumphant return would be everyone’s pleasure.

No projects pre-production on IMDB

The last thing mentioned

mini-siries ‘The Company’.

I swear to god M. K.

I’ll kill a little boy!

Unless you promise me a sequel,

preferably to White Noise.

Still in Corfu

Still in Corfu. I need to get out of here. It’s parasitical, not unlike Vegas, and the more I stay here the more it becomes a part of me. I don’t even know how to interact in regular society anymore. I went to get a coffee this morning and when the lady asked if I wanted cream I screamed oh yeah inappropriately close to her face then proceeded to get casual with her leg. I don’t know what language that was but it sounded angry. I can’t help it,  I have been swimming in a sea of sexual innuendos and inappropriate behavior for the last week and it has started to seep in.

In Athens. Staying at a HOtel if you know what I mean. Tell me if you do cause I don’t. Greek’s are like eyetalians in that you have no idea if they are arguing or agreeing. There was an old lady in front of me at the concierge and apparently she was  upset. By upset I mean she was trying to whack everyone in sight with her old ass Greeky cane. I always knew I could take down an old woman but I had no Idea she would collapse quicker than the twin towers. Oh you are fucking edgy Nate. Yes, yes I am.

The World’s Smartest Man

This is gonna be my first solo album cover, right after my boy band, ’Rocky Mountain Boysters’, breaks up.

Oh Thailand

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New Music Monday: Patrick Lee

This week you get a special treat from our friend Patrick Lee, his new album “The Drake”. This guy is like the white Prince, he knows how to play everything and has been doing so since he had a pants pooping problem. You can tell from listening to a Patrick Lee album that he loves all music. The influences and styles blend into a unique sound that is timeless and his own. Piano plays along side buzzes, banjo, soft vibes and the dancing beat of the kick drum. Faint female vocals are popped in through the album and stay warm next to the tracks. This album has a strong influence from sounds heard in Patrick’s Beeb and Beauty Flash work. “The Drake” is a wonderful culmination of where Patrick’s music has been and leaves me excited for where else it will go.

To check out more visit Twelve Tusk Records. You can also download the album here.

Caseytron

Corfu

In Corfu. Finally. Missed a train in the middle of the middle of nowhere. Had to stay at some shitel. The owner spoke very little English and his eyes lit up when he saw my passport. He informed me that all Americans are very rich. Feeling safe in my assumption that he would not understand me I might have implied that if that was true there is no way I would be staying in his establishment or shit hole I can’t remember.Apparently they have awkward silences over here as well.

Now I am at The Pink Palace. I can’t decide if that name is dirty in a straight way or gay in a gay one. By the time I am through with this place it will be the latter. Either way it’s basically Daves’s wet frat dream. Booze cruises and bitches, toga parties and anti-semitism. One of those isn’t happening, I was just naming some things that dave loves. Anyway I’m off now. Don’t know much, but I know I love you. I made that up.

Now That’s a Good Time

“I go back there, and the guy’s stepping on garlic,” said Dan Barreto, who used to eat at the restaurant. “There he was just jumping up and down on it, smashing it up, having a good time.”

The health department does not consider a person’s shoe or boot a proper instrument to use in food preparation, senior public health sanitarian John Stoughton said Tuesday.

The quote from the health department seems too obvious to state but I wish the picture included a full shot of the guy “smashing it up” and “having a good time.”

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