World’s Best View of the Golden Gate Bridge
October 30, 2007
Update: Check out another great picture here.
Disorderly Conduct Was the Case that They Gave Me
October 28, 2007
For the second time in the night a stranger´s hands are having their way with my body. I would like to say that was a good thing. Quite the opposite. The first was a Barcelona toot who pursued her potential john´s with the enthusiasm that only a used car salesman with a gambling problem could match. After her felonious gropes up in my business she swiped the beer from my hand and quickly departed. Silly whore, have you no morals?
As much as I don´t like grimy street walker hands caressing my man package the second set was much less welcome but never-less a pro. That´s because these fingers happened to belong to Barcelona´s finest. I get the feeling that this cop would not be hurt if he knew that he was getting sloppy seconds.
Why am I being felt up by a cop? I say racial profiling. The cop stays disorderly conduct. Apparently attempting to climb a 12 foot statue of a cat falls under his definition. The frisking soon turns into a rapid fire interrogation in Spanish. I plead American ignorance but it doesn´t seem to be working and now the interrogation has turned into a slap fest, first my face, then my buddy Lars who was guilty by association. Off course I don´t think there´s a cop in the world who is a fan of video tape and appeartly Lars had not learned this lesson, the Spanish Po were more than eager to give him a crash course.
I am trying to remember if Spanish jail was one of the must see´s for Barcelona in my guidebook. I don´t think so. I have never been more homesick. I even start to long for the bars and cells of Boulder County. But after a couple more slaps we are set on our way. Elation would be a poor way of describing this feeling.
So that is Barcelona. My Barcelona at least and since my last post I have been in Amsterdam, Antwerp, and Paris. I am not going to bore you with the nouns, verbs, and undoubtedly sensational amount of exclamation points all you need to know is that I keeps it real and that´s a Men´s Warehouse guarantee.
I am not saying that my travels have not changed me. They have. But I stay true toos me roots.
Builtbybandits- what’s up with the Rocks rules.
The B Unit has been holding down the house.
DL-Frats still rule.
Caseytron-where you at?
The N Man
23 seconds that never stops giving.
October 27, 2007
You can watch this video over an over with no diminshing return. 70% of the time, it’s great everytime.
Wait for it. Wait for it. BOOM! Get out of the way you moron. Seriously, what a stupid bitch.
9 Facts About WSM Traffic
October 26, 2007
Top Nine Facts About WSM Traffic Over the Past 2 Months:
Check it out Todd.
9. Record number of unique visitors* in one day is 1,165.
8. The top five pages on the site, according to page views are: The Homepage, How to get Conned in Ten Quick and Easy Steps, The Most Ridiculous Picture in the History of Baseball, About, and Pit Bull vs Porcupine.
7. Visitors came from all 50 states with the top 10 being: California, Colorado, New York, Texas, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Florida, North Carolina, and New Jersey.
6. Visitors came from 65 countries with the top 5 being: The United States, Canada, The United Kingdom, Australia and Italy. Others include: Kuwait, Estonia, United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, South Korea, Israel, South Africa, Ghana and Nigeria.
5. Visitors spent an average of 2 minutes and 4 seconds on the site.
4. The site received 9,656 page views with an average of 2.09 page
views per visit.
3. The site received 4,618 unique visits.
2. 239 unique visits came from searches for “worlds smartest man”.
1. 81% of traffic was sent from search engines and referring sites.
*Unique Visitors: The number of unduplicated (counted only once)
visitors to your website.
Johny
Snapple Facts are lame.
October 24, 2007
Top 19 in No Particluar Order:
I tend to like them, but I thought it would sound cooler if I said they were lame.
1. Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
2. The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
3. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo.
4. Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
5. A Goldfish’s attention span is three seconds (Prove it).
6. The world’s termites outweigh the world’s humans 10 to 1.
7. Lizards communicate by doing push-ups.
8. Beavers were once the size of bears.
9. Alaska is the most eastern and western state in the U.S.
10. Brain waves can be used to power an electric train.
11. On average, you’ll spend a year of your life looking for misplaced objects.
12. Lobsters can live up to 50 years.
13. New York city is made up of 50 islands.
14. It is against the law to put pretzels in bags in Philadelphia.
15. The first penny had the motto “Mind Your Own Business.”
16. The first VCR was made in 1956 and was the size fo a piano.
17. The Sahara Desert stretches farther than the distance from California to New York.
18. Over one million Earths would fit inside the sun.
19. China only has one timezone.
Johny
Shoot him.
October 19, 2007
If you can’t figure out what’s wrong with this picture, you’re as stupid as the guy with the rocket launcher.
Johny
Iron Sheik - The World’s Most Ridiculous Iranian Wrestler
October 16, 2007
The rant is worth the anticipation, but I understand three and half minutes may be asking for a bit much…so it gets going around the 1:10 mark if you’re short on time and/or interest. Either way, it’s always enjoyable to watch a coked out wrestler call a guy a fag, and then threaten to fuck his ass.
More on Iron Sheik:
Professional wrestler from Tehran, Iran known for playing off real political isuues (Iran-Contra) as a character in the ring, taking the WWF title from a 6 year reigning champion, eventually losing his title to Hulk Hogan, and getting caught with coke and other great drugs with his in-ring enemy.
Check out this video (not Sheik related), it you’re still bored.
Johny
Berlin
October 14, 2007
In Berlin y’all! It’s so wicked here! I have been a real hoot the whole time! Everyone says so! I have been making pals, laughing, incurring laughter, and high fiving the whole fucking town!! I wish you guys could see how much people here like me, but since you can’t here’s a quick sample of how phenomenal I have been.
It’s check-in time so I mosey on over to a Hostel called ‘The Circus‘ and wait my turn in line! Yeaaaah! My turn comes quickly and the bird at the counter says something like ‘checkin in?’ to which I respond ‘I was trying to check in but I have found myself wanting to check out…(perfectly timed pause) You that is!!!
Game, set and snatch homies - she plays it cool, doing a good job of stifflin her laughter. That’s when she says, all sexy like, ‘Here is your key, and I will need a deposit for the sheets. Wa wa What?!? Pillow talk already. I don’t think I have to spell out for you what she was implying. She was implying that we would soil the sheets with our sinful love making juices. This mama don’t beat around the bush. I tell her the sheet thing is tempting but I just got here and she’s gonna have to simmer on the back burner while I check all available opt’s. I’m an instant hit!
World’s Craziest Man
October 11, 2007
Travis Pastrana (double back-flip motocross guy) jumped out of an airplane at 12,000 feet with no parachute. Here’s the explanation of how he actually did this, and kept his life.
First, McMaster flies toward Pastrana, grabs onto his hands and “docks” him. Next, Palmer flies to Pastrana and hops on his back. He then hooks his own parachute to the climbing harness Pastrana is wearing under his shorts. By 9,000 feet, the hookup is complete and the parachute is deployed a few thousand feet later. (From EXPN)
Not all that funny, but I found it interesting. He deserves a WSM title.
Johny
Hilarious Murderball Collisions
October 10, 2007
Apparently one of our readers enjoys seeing people in wheelchairs eat shit; he is not alone in his sentiment. Thanks noogler.
And another…
JohnyX
