Great Halloween Costume?
October 9, 2007
The World’s Stupidest Person
October 9, 2007
I hate you.
Stop crossing your arms.
The Ugly Australian
October 5, 2007
I am not one of those guys who would never hit a girl. I don’t think she knows this cause she is giving me good reason to do exactly that.
She is angry because I called her a cunt. I didn’t of course but that is what she would tell you. I called her cunty. Which she is. Now I am explaining the difference between an adjective and a noun.
Lets start somewhere near a beginning. I am in Munich. OktobEERst, ( I made that up). I had got in late, met some like minded folk and headed for the festival. Time and memory went quicker than the liters of beer and before I knew it I was being shaken awake.
Cunty MC Cunington of Cuntsville: ” Shut the fuck up! ”
Hero (Me) : “What?”
It takes me a while to realize that I am back in my hostel room.
CMCoC: “I can’t sleep. Stop fucking snoring!”
I inform said cunt that it could not be me for I am proud recipient of nasal surgery, thus curing me forever of anything resembling her outrageous claims. The rest of the people in the room concur. Not with me unfortunately.
I can’t be bothered however as I head back to my semi-conscious state. I am awake again and with my Mayan like instincts I determine purely based upon the position of the sun that it is morning. A cunt filled whine starts to burn my ears. When I see why my ears are burning my eyes have a similar reaction.
She wants an apology. I inquire as to what it is she wants an apology for cause I flat out refuse to apologise for breathing while sleeping. This logical explanation only seems to enrage her more. Her face grows redder than a baboon cunt.
I cannot emphasize enough that I am not embellishing or exaggerating how outragous this Aussie cunt was. She started to threaten me with pre-emptive nasal surgery to prevent an encore performance the following night. I wanted to tell her that her face looked like god’s first rough draft but I am a gentleman so I told her to stop being so cunty.
Nothing’s louder than a collective gasp.
Now we are back to where I started. Shocked anger does nothing to improve my earlier observation of this cunts facial features. Now the entire room has turned on me. I don’t understand how this word has reached N word status. Cunt is a great word and entirely underused, especially when dealing with the walking epitome of one.
Next day. A gay man at a bath house in San Francisco during gay pride week could not have done a better job of avoiding cunt then I did throughout the rest of my stay. I awoke to something far more beautiful than the rising sun, an empty bed. Our room was officially cunt free. My victory was short lived however as I soon noticed that my IPOD charger had been swiped. I have no proof but I highly suspect the young lady I had the disagreement with might be responsible.
CONKWEAR Launches
October 5, 2007
From the site…..
Today is the launch of CONKWEAR.COM! We are really happy with the way the
t-shirts turned out. I’ve been wearing mine almost everyday and people
seemed stoked about them. We only have limited sizes right now but hope to
have all sizes soon. If your size is not available please let us know so we
can get them in sooner.
Our goal with starting this blog is to get some feedback about the tees and
what you guys want to see. If there is a color or style you’re looking for
please let us know and leave a comment. We will have many new styles coming
soon including: hoodies, accessories and more v-necks and tanks tops for
ladies.
Also, if you didn’t get a chance please check out the charities page and see
the causes you are helping by wearing CONK.
NOTE: WSM does not condone giving to charity. Purchase one of those badass t-shirts immediately.
Pit Bull vs Porcupine
October 4, 2007
Damn. That does not look fun.
World’s Most Ridiculous 911 Call
October 3, 2007
Some moron called 911 because her western barbeque burger wasn’t up to snuff. It is always fun to laugh at the pure idiocy of some of the trash in this country. Good ol America.
“Ma’am, we’re not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.”
Rodney Mullen is a Freak
October 3, 2007
Johny
New Music Monday: Old Man River - LA
October 1, 2007
This song is ubiquitous in Europe and I have to admit, I hated it at first, until it slowly grew on me like an unchecked tumor. You can cry too, laugh at, or wage vengeance against this delicious melody and no matter what the case it would be apt. Not to mention the fact that the video practically begs you to impregnate it, if only to dare you to ignore it’s frantic phone calls when you do.
The Big Ten
Teen Wolf was a very popular movie.
October 1, 2007
What the fuck.
