5 Movies WSM Would Greenlight Given the Chance

Ghost Rapist
Ted O’neal was your run of the mill rapist, and had no intentions of changing his ways. But fate had different ideas and after a freak accident at the mill, Ted soon finds a wrench has been thrown into all of his aspirational raping plans. Watch the hilarity as Ted has to adjust to his after sex life in this delightful romantic comedy.

Nun Whore
Sister Mary was your run of the mill nun, and had no intentions of changing her ways. But fate had different ideas and after a freak removal of her church’s tax exempt status, she soon finds that a wrench has been thrown into all of her pious plans. Watch the hilarity as Sister Mary tries to adjust from her past of virginal devotion to Jesus, to sexual enslavement to her pimp Jesus (hey-zeus).

An Inconvenient Booth
Most patrons thought the booth in Jack’s Deli was nothing more than slightly inconvenient. It only takes ninety minutes to find out they were right.

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A young boy makes a wish at a fairground machine to be big. He wakes up the following morning to find that his wish has been granted and his body has grown older over night. But he is still the same 12 year old kid on the inside. Now he must learn how to cope with the unfamiliar world of grown ups including getting a job, and having his first romantic encounter with a woman. What will he find out about this strange world?

12
Ted O’neal was born with a talent. That talent was Blackjack. Unfortunately he was also born with a disability. That disability was dyslexia. Watch this action packed thriller and imagine how good he would have been at Blackjack had he been able to determine the difference between a twelve and a Twenty-One.

Magic Bullets - Will Scarlet

Do you ever feel nostalgia for an era you never lived through? For some reason I personally feel connected to the 60’s. I guess I did kind of look like Opie as a kid. When I hear the band the Magic Bullets it channels some sort of 60’s rock nostalgia in my brain. I am standing in front of the Delta House, from Animal House, going to see the band play in their basement. The 60’s sort of party where everyone is drinking cheap beer with the pull tabs and dancing like idiots.

The songs have the warmth to them and sound like they were recorded live in one long take. The bass is loud and rolls the listener through the whole album and drops them off at the end. If you like this track you should definitely check out the full album “a child but in life yet a Doctor in love” and if you live in San Francisco go see them.

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