WSM’s Best Terrible Video
March 6, 2008
Cosmo Knows Shit All about YOUR Va-jay-jay
March 5, 2008
That’s right, I said it. Someone had to. And surprise motherfucker that someone is me. I know what your thinking- I sure could go for some rice pudding. Not me that shits for the birds but after you see this you’re probably gonna be wondering what a Va-jay-jay is, I know I was. Turns out Va-jay-jay is slang for vagina. After some diligent research on my behalf I found out that the word vagina, if you dare believe dictionary.com, is the medical term for axe wound which, as you know, The Big Ten is all too familiar with. After taking a gander at the article I was shocked to find that Cosmo knows shit all about your Va-jay-Jay! Here’s where they went wrong:
Cosmo: “It comes in a lot of varieties…no two look the same”
Wrong. What’s a matter Cosmo, you’ve never heard a vagina has no face? Every publicly schooled boy knows that since he’s ten.
Cosmo: “It Sweats”.
Ewww. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Cosmo: “It’s not a black hole…women worry that tampons and other items can become ‘lost’ in the vagina.
Wrong again Cosmo that’s the first place you should check if you lose your keys, cellphone, dignity.
Cosmo: “It needs to be checked out…use a mirror to do a self exam once a month.”
Actually Cosmo is dead on about this one, except about the mirror. At least one source has found that not unlike a vampire the vagina is invisible in most mirrors. Have a friend or acquaintance do a thorough examination, also, have them check for any tampons or “other items” that you might have left up there.
Cosmo: “There are some design flaws…if the clitoris were was inside your vagina instead of above it, it would be a lot easier to stimulate with the penis.”
Clitoris? You can’t just make up words Cosmo. Busted.
In case this was not enough analysis of a Cosmo article for you here’s a quickie on another cover article in which they fail miserably to give you answers to the following questions:
Sex he has alone: Where and When. How often. What’s his shocking go to fantasy.
This is your man when your not home. This is him in the morning. This is him at night and at work etc. etc. etc. I wouldn’t dare guess what his ‘go to’ fantasy is but I can guarantee it does not involve this.
The Big Ten Bitch. You better Ax’ Some body
