5 Movies WSM Would Greenlight Given the Chance

Ghost Rapist
Ted O’neal was your run of the mill rapist, and had no intentions of changing his ways. But fate had different ideas and after a freak accident at the mill, Ted soon finds a wrench has been thrown into all of his aspirational raping plans. Watch the hilarity as Ted has to adjust to his after sex life in this delightful romantic comedy.

Nun Whore
Sister Mary was your run of the mill nun, and had no intentions of changing her ways. But fate had different ideas and after a freak removal of her church’s tax exempt status, she soon finds that a wrench has been thrown into all of her pious plans. Watch the hilarity as Sister Mary tries to adjust from her past of virginal devotion to Jesus, to sexual enslavement to her pimp Jesus (hey-zeus).

An Inconvenient Booth
Most patrons thought the booth in Jack’s Deli was nothing more than slightly inconvenient. It only takes ninety minutes to find out they were right.

Large
A young boy makes a wish at a fairground machine to be big. He wakes up the following morning to find that his wish has been granted and his body has grown older over night. But he is still the same 12 year old kid on the inside. Now he must learn how to cope with the unfamiliar world of grown ups including getting a job, and having his first romantic encounter with a woman. What will he find out about this strange world?

12
Ted O’neal was born with a talent. That talent was Blackjack. Unfortunately he was also born with a disability. That disability was dyslexia. Watch this action packed thriller and imagine how good he would have been at Blackjack had he been able to determine the difference between a twelve and a Twenty-One.