Alleged Rapist Falls Short Against Tom Brady and the Pats.

November 15, 2010


Alleged rapist Ben Roethlisberger, who is also the quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers (6-3), fell short in his efforts to defeat the New England Patriots (7-2), losing at home in a 39-26 blowout Sunday night.

Roethlisberger, who masterfully escaped two separate indictments for felonious sexual assault, couldn’t seem to conjure up that same magic Sunday night against the Patriots  offensive onslaught.

Brady had an impressive night completing 30/43 passes for  a total of 350 yards and 3 touchdowns. Brady honed in on his targets all night leaving the Steelers feeling helpless and abused as if they had just spent a long night in a dimly lit bar bathroom with Ben Roethlisberger.

“It was tough out there tonight.” Roethlisberger said in an interview after the game. “Usually,  the more I push the harder they fight. I thrive in those types of situations. I will just keep looking for the right hole and pound myself in there forcefully if I have to. I just need to learn how to have that same attitude when I am on the field and I think that if I do, we will have a great year”.


5 Responses to “Alleged Rapist Falls Short Against Tom Brady and the Pats.”

  1. Annie on November 15th, 2010 6:45 pm

    I would see a real news article with this caption. I’m sick of these entitled athletes who get paid megabucks and for what?

  2. Ethan on November 15th, 2010 7:52 pm

    I hate BR, fucking scum bag.

  3. Derek on November 16th, 2010 2:44 am

    it’s funny how losers actually have time and care to make sites like this. like for real just get over it. you wouldn’t say shit to him about it in person. theirs only about 4358734698235 more rapist out there that actually got CHARGED. go talk shit to them. you won’t. pussy.

  4. Derek hater on November 16th, 2010 3:38 pm

    Derek, face it, the guy is an asshole. I would have no problem saying that to his ugly, get his ass kicked by the patriots, face. He should rot in hell. and so should everybody in Pittsburgh. You might as well legalize raper over there in shitville.

  5. Jenn on December 21st, 2010 12:39 am

    Don’t be such haters. if you got stuff to disagree about do it with class. You makin yourself look bad by swearing at people you don’t know. And just ’cause people live in Pittsburgh don’t make them bad. Most people would be too polite to say it to his face or they’d be scared he’d rape them too. you can’t pretend to be all innocent and ”dont gossip losers” because you’re not a gossip free person and if you say you are it’s a lie. I don’t like how famous people get away with a bunch of stuff because they’re “privileged” and i don’t like how people are rude to them about it either. They’ve got enough crap from people they care about and don’t need it from strangers. I think rape’s a horrible crime and you should go to jail for life but that’s just me.

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