October 14, 2007
In Berlin y’all! It’s so wicked here! I have been a real hoot the whole time! Everyone says so! I have been making pals, laughing, incurring laughter, and high fiving the whole fucking town!! I wish you guys could see how much people here like me, but since you can’t here’s a quick sample of how phenomenal I have been.
It’s check-in time so I mosey on over to a Hostel called ‘The Circus‘ and wait my turn in line! Yeaaaah! My turn comes quickly and the bird at the counter says something like ‘checkin in?’ to which I respond ‘I was trying to check in but I have found myself wanting to check out…(perfectly timed pause) You that is!!!
Game, set and snatch homies – she plays it cool, doing a good job of stifflin her laughter. That’s when she says, all sexy like, ‘Here is your key, and I will need a deposit for the sheets. Wa wa What?!? Pillow talk already. I don’t think I have to spell out for you what she was implying. She was implying that we would soil the sheets with our sinful love making juices. This mama don’t beat around the bush. I tell her the sheet thing is tempting but I just got here and she’s gonna have to simmer on the back burner while I check all available opt’s. I’m an instant hit!