April 23, 2011
Indio,CA– Kanye West upset Coachella fans on Monday when he showed up an hour and a half late for his scheduled start time of 10:30 P.M. According to Kayne’s manager Kanye left his trailer for the show at 10:45 P.M. and headed for the main stage when he came across a large mirrored reflection of himself which he mistook for an absurdly dressed man who he thought was looking at him funny. “What the fuck are you looking at?” Kanye yelled at his mirrored reflection. When there was no reply Kanye became enraged. “Are you fucking serious bro? Yo who the fuck is this guy?” Kanye inquired to his entourage and security guards who became paralyzed in their perplexity. “Fine you fucking cowards, I’ll deal with this myself. You’re gonna fucking get it nigga!” Kanye yelled as he charged the mirror and knocked himself unconscious.