Dark Thoughts with Matthew McConaughey

November 23, 2010


  • ¬†Everyone makes fun of my acting and says that I take off my shirt too much.
  • Ben Stiller has been getting all of my emails, he is lying about having a broken computer.
  • No one believes me when I tell them that I made up “Everything’s bigger in Texas”.
  • I’m too old to be in Twilight and my skin is too wrinkly.
  • No one will read this because everyone thinks I am dumb and stupid.
  • I will always look awkward rollerblading because I am a fucking loser.
  • They’re just pretending to care about what I think about Darfur because I’m famous and they’re high.
  • I think it may be “A Time to Kill” myself.