Dark Thoughts with Matthew McConaughey
November 23, 2010
- Everyone makes fun of my acting and says that I take off my shirt too much.
- Ben Stiller has been getting all of my emails, he is lying about having a broken computer.
- No one believes me when I tell them that I made up “Everything’s bigger in Texas”.
- I’m too old to be in Twilight and my skin is too wrinkly.
- No one will read this because everyone thinks I am dumb and stupid.
- I will always look awkward rollerblading because I am a fucking loser.
- They’re just pretending to care about what I think about Darfur because I’m famous and they’re high.
- I think it may be “A Time to Kill” myself.
