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Gossip Gal: The OSSSCCCAAAAARRSSSS!!!!

February 23, 2009

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Heeeyyy Girrrlllzzz!!!!!

The Gossip Gal is back and this time it’s PURSE-SONAL, (JK)! Um so I don’t have much to talk about this week since nothing is really going on……………JOKING!!! OSSSCCCAAARRRSSS time BABY! I am soooooo xsitEd!!!! Me the gals and someone I like to call COMCAST CABLE are getting together for some intimate VIEWING, of what you ask??? Hopefully Brad Pitt’s assssss! Just joshing (not really though LFMAO)!

Since there are OVER ten thousand Oscars given out every year I will only focus on my FAVE nominees in what I have come to call my nomi-”DO-ME-PLEASE”:

Best Actor in a Supporting Role:

Josh Brolin for Milk– He was amazing!! But I didn’t like the straight edge Dan White character he CHOSE to play which is more of a choice than Sean Milk had by BEING GAY. BTW, even if being gay was a choice it would be a FABULOUS ONE!!!

Robert Downey Jr. for Tropic Thunder– HOT! As a white man. HOTTER as a brother!! It may be the JUNGLE FEVER speaking but am I the only one who wouldn’t mind some Thunder down Under(WINK)?!?

Phillip Seymour Hoffman for Doubt– Ew.

Heath Ledger for The Dark Knight– Soooo saddd!! Have you seen his daughter? Soooo Cuuuttteee!

Best Actor:

Senn Penn for Milk–Sean you can MILK me anytime!! Note to Penn: There will be a lot more milk if you knock me up first!!

Brad Pitt for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button– Hmmm. Brad Pitt as an ADORABLE baby + Brad Pitt as an ADORABLE OLD MAN+ Brad Pitt oh what’s the point, if you start anything with BRAD PITT then the results will be DELICIOUS. Hey Brad, I have a CASE you might me CURIOUS in, I call it my VAGINA and I am positive you could press all of it’s BUTTONS!!!!

That’s it guys and gals, WHO will WIN?? We will have to wait and C!!! I will tell you one thing I DO NOT envy those judges! And for Brad, Heath, and Sean’s sake I hope that SIMON has nothing to do with the decisions, LOL!!

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