It’s Good to Be the World’s Smartest Man
December 17, 2007

Dear Al Gore,
December 16, 2007
Hey. Dick. I know you’re upset and feel that you were slighted. A cum stain got more press during your time in office than you. I know this. But that is no excuse. I knew you wouldn’t do it on your own so I am bringing the truth to the people.
The picture above was taken not two fortnights ago in the north pole. Looks to me like the only thing global warming is guilty of is bringing the sexy back.
The jig is up, Gore.
What the fuck, Chris? Jesus Christ.
December 13, 2007

DVD Screens for Viewing While Riding
December 1, 2007
“Car batteries power these mobile stereos, tricked out with amplifiers, bass woofers, and speakers. Some bikes, like this one, even have DVD screens for viewing while riding.”
Home of the WSM.
November 29, 2007

Soccer still blows.
November 11, 2007

Soccer blows.
November 9, 2007

World’s Best View of the Golden Gate Bridge
October 30, 2007

Update: Check out another great picture here.
Shoot him.
October 19, 2007

If you can’t figure out what’s wrong with this picture, you’re as stupid as the guy with the rocket launcher.
Johny
World’s Craziest Man
October 11, 2007

Travis Pastrana (double back-flip motocross guy) jumped out of an airplane at 12,000 feet with no parachute. Here’s the explanation of how he actually did this, and kept his life.
First, McMaster flies toward Pastrana, grabs onto his hands and “docks” him. Next, Palmer flies to Pastrana and hops on his back. He then hooks his own parachute to the climbing harness Pastrana is wearing under his shorts. By 9,000 feet, the hookup is complete and the parachute is deployed a few thousand feet later. (From EXPN)
Not all that funny, but I found it interesting. He deserves a WSM title.
Johny


