Kevin McHale Reluctantly Agrees to be Rockets Head Coach

May 29, 2011

kevin-mchalecoach.jpgHouston– Former NBA star and Head Coach Kevin McHale signed a four year contract on Thursday to be the next head coach of the Houston Rockets after debating the pros and cons for nearly a week. “When it came down to it the money offered was pretty good and I really wasn’t doing a whole lot with my time” McHale said at the press conference announcing his new role with the Rockets . “Kevin McHale was a choice for our team and its future” said Daryl Morey the Rocket’s General Manager “there  was not a lot of options available and he accepted our offer”.  So what does McHale have in store for the Rockets? “We have a tough road ahead with the team needing to get better,  rebuild and what not. I need to find an apartment, lots to do. Lots to do.”

Alleged Rapist Falls Short Against Tom Brady and the Pats.

November 15, 2010


Alleged rapist Ben Roethlisberger, who is also the quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers (6-3), fell short in his efforts to defeat the New England Patriots (7-2), losing at home in a 39-26 blowout Sunday night.

Roethlisberger, who masterfully escaped two separate indictments for felonious sexual assault, couldn’t seem to conjure up that same magic Sunday night against the Patriots  offensive onslaught.

Brady had an impressive night completing 30/43 passes for  a total of 350 yards and 3 touchdowns. Brady honed in on his targets all night leaving the Steelers feeling helpless and abused as if they had just spent a long night in a dimly lit bar bathroom with Ben Roethlisberger.

“It was tough out there tonight.” Roethlisberger said in an interview after the game. “Usually,  the more I push the harder they fight. I thrive in those types of situations. I will just keep looking for the right hole and pound myself in there forcefully if I have to. I just need to learn how to have that same attitude when I am on the field and I think that if I do, we will have a great year”.