WSM’S Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions

January 1, 2008

10) Stop Supermaning ho’s.

9) Start Supermaning ladies.

8.) Take more of Tyra Banks’ advice.

7) Figure out the main difference between dating and date raping.

6) Quit procrastinating Bhutto assassination plans.

5) Have less awkward conversations with Chris Hansen.

4) Stop spraying it and start saying it.

3) Find out what a donkey punch actually involves.   If wrong, apologize to ranch owner.

2) Warm up car.

1) Stop stabbing Joey Greco.