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I am an Average Man.

November 10, 2010

I am an Average Man. Of mainly modest means.

I like manly things. E.G. urinals and chicken wings.

I get wet, at the sight, of a well fueled jet.

I get excited, and delighted when two comets are collided.

I like explosive explosions and gun shot wounds.

I enjoy stomping on roses and spitting on tombs.

I’m simplistic. Sadistic. Sarcastic and drastic.

I’m simplistically sadistically sarcastically boombastic.

Your boobs are clearly plastic and they clearly are fantastic.

I am an Average Man. Of mainly modest means.

I write average poems. With mainly vapid themes.

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