Corfu
September 15, 2007
In Corfu. Finally. Missed a train in the middle of the middle of nowhere. Had to stay at some shitel. The owner spoke very little English and his eyes lit up when he saw my passport. He informed me that all Americans are very rich. Feeling safe in my assumption that he would not understand me I might have implied that if that was true there is no way I would be staying in his establishment or shit hole I can’t remember.Apparently they have awkward silences over here as well.
Now I am at The Pink Palace. I can’t decide if that name is dirty in a straight way or gay in a gay one. By the time I am through with this place it will be the latter. Either way it’s basically Daves’s wet frat dream. Booze cruises and bitches, toga parties and anti-semitism. One of those isn’t happening, I was just naming some things that dave loves. Anyway I’m off now. Don’t know much, but I know I love you. I made that up.
boom.
This guy sounds like a total fragot. HAHA. TOGA!TOGA! TOGA!
good shit. good shit.
Wow, the Pink Palace website is a time warp. That is the most 80’s site I have ever seen. It looks like a location from a Nerds movie. Did you see Booger hanging out there?
Nate……dont go ANYWHERE!! I’m coming on the earliest flight Monday morning, I somehow missed that hostel in my last euro tour and haven’t forgiven myself. Looking at their site, it looks like a place I could retire in my mid 20’s.
I’m bringing pastel polo shirts in every shade of aqua and pink I can find and we are going to rock the hostel with double popped colors and aviators. SICKNESS!!!!
I thought Dave’s wet frat dream included two fat guys and a lot of KY.
WSM Says: Toot!
that is hilarious and extremely witty Shawn. Whatever happened to you that one mysterious night in the bushes of Old Chicago??
WSM Says: Low blow Dave. Low.