Did Nostradamus Predict the Current Weather?

November 3, 2009

nostradamus2.jpgWith  cold weather patterns appearing all across the Northern Hemisphere, many have pointed to predictions made by the controversial French apothecary Nostradamus as evidence that he may have truly been able to see hundreds of years into the future.

“It can not be refuted,” said Dr. Richard Bishop a world renowned expert in the life and works of Nostradamus, ” that Nostradamus accurately predicted that towards the end of the year of our lord 2009, we would experience a temporary climate change which would last roughly between two to four months and would mainly consist of colder temperature including rain and snow fall as well as shorter days.”

Although translations differ slightly depending on the translator, most experts agree that in his great work known as “The Prophecies” Nostradamus predicted a period at the end of 2009 where we would see ” the sky suddenly turn gray as steel  and release upon the land thousands of cold pellets which will cover the earth and cause great distress to the masses…”. A quotation which clearly refers to the snowfall we have been experiencing around the world in the past few weeks.

Although it is too soon to be certain, it appears that so far Nostradamus was correct. Areas throughout the Northern Hemisphere have been experiencing this prediction on a massive scale. So far in the US alone we have seen snow fall and colder weather eerily similar to the descriptions of “cold pellets” and “gray skies” made in the mid Sixteenth century by Nostradamus.

snowing1.jpg  With more and more occurrences like the snowfall or “cold pellets” falling in Utah last week (pictured to the left), it is becoming somewhat difficult for the naysayers to argue against the accuracy of the predictions made by Nostradamus.

Despite the evidence which continues to pile up with every snowflake, there are some skeptics.

“It boggles my mind that so-called intellectuals would take a vague writing like the ones being attributed to the current weather and say this is what Nostradamus meant in his writings. In fact, I find it to be incredibly irresponsible”.

Climatologist Nick Burgen said from his home in New Hampshire.

“No, these predictions are clearly referring to some sort of cataclysmic event besides the weather. What we need to do now is figure out what Nostradamus meant by “cold pellets” and prepare ourselves for this coming disaster before it is too late.”

With this latest prophecy proving to be true many have began to wonder and worry about other more ominous predictions made by Nostradamus that may come true with the passing of time.

“We now know that these predictions are accurate and we would be fools to ignore them,” Dr. Bishop said,” I have already began preparations for an extended period half way into next year where Nostradamus has predicted ‘a great heat where the sun shall kiss the earth burning away the layers of snow and flooding the valleys”.

“I will not be unprepared this time”.


4 Responses to “Did Nostradamus Predict the Current Weather?”

  1. Amy on November 6th, 2009 5:25 pm

    There’s nothing better than satire that is so subtle you have to read it again to make sure. Excellent.

  2. Johny on November 6th, 2009 6:09 pm

    What an idiot. It’s easy to predict winter!! Oh, that guy.

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