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		<title>Gossip Gal: The OSSSCCCAAAAARRSSSS!!!!</title>
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Heeeyyy Girrrlllzzz!!!!!

The Gossip Gal is back and this time it's PURSE-SONAL, (JK)! Um so I don't have much to talk about this week since nothing is really going on...............JOKING!!! OSSSCCCAAARRRSSS time BABY! I am soooooo xsitEd!!!! Me the gals and someone I like to call COMCAST CABLE are getting together ...</description>
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		<title>Cutest. Kidnapper. Ever.</title>
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		<title>Trump Sightings On the Rise in Yellowstone National Park</title>
		<description>Cheyenne, WY- Reported sightings of a Donald Trump have skyrocketed in the past few weeks in or around Yellowstone National Park, with park rangers, tourists, and residents alike coming forward to report seeing 'the Donald'; some of whom claim to have had intimate interactions with the elusive entrepreneur.

"I had heard ...</description>
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		<title>CNN:  Do you make less than 60k?  Just become a doctor.</title>
		<description>CNN is fucking ridiculous.

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		<link>http://www.worlds-smartest-man.com/cnn-do-you-make-less-than-60k-just-become-a-dcotor/</link>
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		<title>New Music Monday: El Gunicho - Palmitos Park</title>
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[audio:01 - Palmitos Park.mp3]

Hey Music Goons-

The track this week comes from "El Gunicho" which in Spanish means The Guincho.

He describes his music as "space age exotica"...sounds nice to me.  His music has been compared to Os Mutantes, which is a great band too.

Caseytron </description>
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		<title>I Should Have Known You Would Ruin The Pro-Life Rally</title>
		<description>Now you knew when you meet me Barbara, that I am not one to hold back on how I feel, or someone who makes a habit of biting their tongue, so it should come as no surprise when I tell you that the decisions you made regarding the catering of ...</description>
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		<title>New Music Monday: Empire of the Sun - Walking on a Dream</title>
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[audio:EmpireoftheSun_WalkingOnaDream.mp3]

This is the slow jam of the year.  Empire of the Sun is the side project of the lead singer of the great Australian band the Sleepy Jackson.

He writes extremely unique and often bizarre songs that stick in your head.

A positive tune for some hopeful days.

Caseytron

Update: You can check ...</description>
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		<title>Socialist Successfully Overthrows U.S. Government</title>
		<description>Washington D.C.-- Socialist Barack Obama made good on his intentions to "fundamentally change" the U.S. on Tuesday, by instigating a political coup d'etat and seizing power of the Executive Branch of the United States of America.

Obama, along with a fringe group of 63 million American radicals, gained control by coordinating ...</description>
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		<title>McCain Encourages Crowd To Get out and Vote Nov. 5th</title>
		<description>Tallahassee, Florida-- At one of his last minute speeches before election day, McCain made a brief campaign stop at a NAACP meeting in Florida where he encouraged the audience to show up and make their voice heard at the polls this Wednesday.

" Regardless of your political affiliation or who you ...</description>
		<link>http://www.worlds-smartest-man.com/mccain-encourages-crowd-to-get-out-and-vote-nov-5th/</link>
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		<title>Ditch Me for One More of your Friend&#8217;s Funerals and We&#8217;re Through</title>
		<description>Hey babe. I have been doing a lot of thinking, mainly about us and where I see this relationship going. As you may have noticed, things have not been going that well as of late. My therapist told me that for a relationship to be successful, each partner must draw ...</description>
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