I am Probably Gonna Regret This Post

In Phuket. Told you so. I want to address a few implications and/or accusations that have been made on this site in the last few days. One in particular which comes from a eunuch who refers to himself as “D”. I can only assume the D stands for douche.

D Says:

“N Man lazy!!??

Nooooooooooooooooo

wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”

This comment is in reference to my last post in which I ingeniously changed the lyrics of Murray Head’s classic “One Night in Bangkok” from:

‘ One night in Bangkok makes a sane man crazy.’

to

‘Three nights in Bangkok have made The N Man Lazy.’

I am gonna start out my argument with one point. And here it comes. You better prepare yourself. Alright heerrrree it comes!

There is no line in ‘One Night in Bangkok’ by rock pioneer Murray Head that comes anywhere close to saying:

‘One night in Bangkok makes a sane man crazy.’

Check it here.

The true lyric or Lyrics are as follows:

‘ One night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster’

Or

‘One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble’

Or

‘ One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble’

Or

‘ One night in Bangkok and retard still mumbles.’

Granted I made the last one up but the fact remains that “D” is a douche. And guess what D? I checked your IP address and turns out you are from a town outside of Wichita. The most treacherous city in the world! That’s a Wiki-guaranteed fact.

So you know what D? I am not even gonna dignify your comment with a response. Because I am better than that.

Your mom’s a rotting cumbag.