I know it is probably wrong but I can’t help but blame my daughter for being so fat.
November 8, 2009
Dear Samantha,
As a parent of four children I know that many of the decisions I make for myself and my kids end up affecting their lives in one way or the other. So when I see my youngest daughter (who is a good forty pounds overweight) eating junk upon junk I can’t help but think that she may in some way be adding to her weight problem with her terrible eating habits.
Despite the obviously repulsive outcomes of her hedonistic dietary choices, she continues to eat food that makes her resemble an overstuffed bean bag. I supply her with ample amounts of make-up, mirrors and criticism but none of these have seemed to provide her with a realistic viewpoint of how disappointed she makes me feel when I look at her.
If you would have told me eleven years ago that I was about to give birth to the cookie monster I never would have believed you in a million years. However, with every Gusher this gusher shoves past her vocal cords I have no choice but to accept the possibility that my genes may be flawed.
You should see the amount of joy a few donuts provides this girl. All I have to do if she is ever upset with me, no matter the reason, is plop a few bear claws in front of her and clear ass out of the way. I worry that a boyfriend may figure out these parental tools and use them to his advantage somewhere down the line. Of course, at this point her being taken advantage of by a boy is the least of my concerns unless his name is Ronald McDonald ( I am sooo badd!!).
So I have come to you in a desperate plea for help. My daughter’s behavior has become detrimental to my happiness and that of my boyfriend(s). I love her with every part of my being but I know that at some point it may be time just to let go. Have I reached that point? If not, how can I make sure that people know her looks have nothing to do with my parental abilities?
Forever in your debt,
Mother of the Michelin Man
Yep, I have a fat kid and I hate him. He’s a piece of shit. Funny to look a when he stuffs his face with pot pie and pepsi, but not funny to think about my parenting being judged. The fat ass needs to work it out for himself, after all he’s eleven. Grow up already.
what the hell is wrong with you people? YOU’RE THE PARENTS, go HELP your kids lose weight if s/he’s unhealthy! don’t fucking complain about it, they’re your responsibility. shit, if they die of obesity IT’LL BE YOUR FAULT FOR NOT CONTROLLING THEIR EATING HABITS.
her looks have PLENTY to do with your parental abilities, by the way. ever asked her why she’s eating so much? maybe she doesn’t think you should be dating. ever told her to stop eating? why not, because you’re too scared to say no to your own kid? what the fuck?
what the hell? you’re the PARENT/S. you’re SUPPOSED to help your kid lose weight if you think s/he’s unhealthy. don’t just complain about it, you inconsiderate morons! they’re YOUR responsibility until they turn 18. if they die of obesity, it’ll be YOUR FAULT FOR NOT CONTROLLING THEIR EATING HABITS.
and her looks have A LOT to do with your parenting abilities. ever asked her WHY she’s eating so much? maybe she doesn’t think you should be dating. ever told her NOT to eat so much food? why not? are you too scared to say “no” to your own kid? what the fuck is this?!
Nice one. You really go for it in paragraph 2. Keep it up.
Your daughter is probably fat because of some problem in her life. Eating is often a coping mechanism to deal with stress. I can’t imagine this post is serious but if it was I think your daughter knows you are ashamed of her and this makes it worse.
If your daughter is fat then I do blame you. Maybe you should try to become a more active parent. Bring her swimming, cycling, adventure holidays during summer, anything that curbs a sedentary lifestyle.
This has nothing to do with me. My son is a fat ass because he eats all of our cheetos and captain crunch. I tell him to stop, but he just keeps on going becuase he’s a gluttonous little fatty.
You’re the moron. I bet you’re fat, that’s why you freak out like this.
This is hilarious. I glad im not your little fatty.