Milaun and Roma
August 24, 2007
On a train to Roma. Spelling Rome with an A at the end is a subtle and perfectly pretentious way of letting people know you have actually been there. An old man just yelled something in WOP at me. He’s just jealous because I have been resting my feet on his wife’s lap for the last half hour. Italians are so passive aggressive. So I says to the guy I says “It’s not sexual your wife happens to have an extremely inviting crotch temperature.” Cultural differences, what are you gonna do.
I just came from Milaun. Spelling Milan with a U in it is a subtle and perfectly perfect way to let people know you are a moron. Milan is like downtown L.A. but with more English speakers. I rented a prostitute there and All I have to show for it are these lousy AIDS! Bada Boom!
Post Script- My other Joke was gonna be I rented a prostitute there and lost my deposit. Bada Boom!
Post Script Script- That joke implies that I killed the toot.
Post Script Post Script- It’s not funny if you have to explain it. Shit.
go see super bad… its hilarious!!!!! seriously.
Another glorious post. Is superbad that good? I have heard really good things as well.
that pic is from the Folsom street fair in san fran. you can see the 415 in the background. damn she is hot.