Musings of a Humble Super Genius

September 6, 2007

— Its ironic but the word ironic is almost always used incorrectly.

— Big Ben has got to be the lamest tourist attraction of all time right in front of the leaning tower of Pizza. I don’t know about you but if you’re going to go see a big clock it had better be falling on top of some sort of evil sea captain. I know its not pizza.

— Confidence is like beer. The more beer you drink the more confidence you have.

— I don’t play the piano but if I did you could bet your soiled panties I’d be better than that cumrag from Coldplay.

— Mustaches will make a comeback. It’s inevitable.

— Your pet hates you.

— Greer should make a shirt that says “Wish you were Greer.”

— There’s no accounting for bad accounting.

— There is no fucking way that old cunt James Brown is the hardest working man in showbiz.

— If I dropped my Ipod as many times as I’ve dropped this baby I would have one retarded Ipod.


13 Responses to “Musings of a Humble Super Genius”

  1. David L. on September 6th, 2007 3:47 pm

    That’s messed up. I love Coldplay.

  2. Johny on September 6th, 2007 3:50 pm

    It’s ironic that you are in Europe.

  3. Greer on September 6th, 2007 4:10 pm

    That’s the best idea I have ever heard. I am totally going to make that shirt. Also, james brown is dead. The only work he’s doing right now is stinking up some satin coffin liner.

    WSM Says:WSM was unaware of that. WSM sincerley apologises to the family of the late great Mr. Brown. What about Stevie Wonder? Is that old sac of balls still swingin or is he toe up as well?

  4. Amy on September 6th, 2007 4:31 pm

    Glad to see you’re back among the living. It’s not ironic but it may be an oxymoron.

  5. shawn on September 6th, 2007 6:04 pm

    I have a mustache.

  6. Greer on September 7th, 2007 3:24 pm

    Yeah, stevie is still here. His dreds will still be swingin long after you and I are gone

  7. Dave on September 7th, 2007 8:03 pm

    I love how Brent edits all these postings and continues to pull his usual pranks/control issues. No doubt this will be erased before most of you read it..but for those who do, Brent will only be discreditting himself by doing it.

    Snap crackle pop, brent is a lame flop.

  8. Brent on September 7th, 2007 8:13 pm

    I haven’t edited a single comment.

  9. Amy on September 7th, 2007 8:15 pm

    Is this Dave guy the one that’s drunk all the time? Maybe that explains the illogical reasoning….

  10. Brent on September 7th, 2007 8:20 pm

    Oh man. That wasn’t me bro, but funny.

  11. Dave on September 8th, 2007 12:15 am

    That comment sounds like Mary……like mom like son.

  12. Kellog on September 8th, 2007 6:45 am

    Its not gay if your overseas.

  13. joshua on June 15th, 2008 10:40 am

    what is huter
    thank u

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