Sorrento

In Sorrento. Could not find a place in town so I ended up camping. Its not that bad though its actually better than some hostels and definitely better than Hostel Two. I also think I may have unwittingly stumbled upon some major Commie doins.

When I got to the site there was about fifty or so Eastern European types millin about. Most likely finding a good spot to either burn books about freedom or print propaganda. I kept my eye on the bunch until sleep snuck up on me like a cowardly Brit (redundant). I awoke to the sound of silence. Not really that suspicious since it was around 5:30 in the morning. I got up to do some recon when I noticed that the Reds had all vacated. Ever last one of em. This was starting to get eerily reminiscent of Red Dawn. If you don’t get that reference congratulations you’ve just been demoted to a Canadian.

In case you have not seen this classic here is a brief synops: Commies, in an attempt to take over the world, invade a small Colorado mountain town failing to realize that their plan was flawed from the get go my friend cause Swayze goes to high school in that town and neither he, nor his rippling abs, nor his misfit band of renegade friends have any intention of letting a Commie foot touch a grain of American soil without losing it in the process.

Actually the more I think about it the more I realize how fucking sweet a Red Dawn type situation would be. Could you imagine you me and a young Swayze running through the hills shooting commies?

I say we bring back a classic. If there is one point everyone, from all sides of the Cold War can agree on, its that the war was way, way too short. If Rocky can come back after twenty years than why not the Caps vs Commies? I’m gonna get on this right away. I’m heading up to Berlin to see if I cant rabble rouse a few brick layers into getting that wall back up. Until then  I will need you guys to send boatloads of lollipops because if Hitler has taught us anything its that if you want to start a movement start with the youth and if my youth has taught me anything its that as a young boy I would throw my dog off a roof if I had the slightest inclination that I would be rewarded with a tasty pop if I did. I will be expecting those pops to be there by the time I am. This is gonna be awesome!