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Still in Corfu

September 21, 2007

Still in Corfu. I need to get out of here. It’s parasitical, not unlike Vegas, and the more I stay here the more it becomes a part of me. I don’t even know how to interact in regular society anymore. I went to get a coffee this morning and when the lady asked if I wanted cream I screamed oh yeah inappropriately close to her face then proceeded to get casual with her leg. I don’t know what language that was but it sounded angry. I can’t help it,  I have been swimming in a sea of sexual innuendos and inappropriate behavior for the last week and it has started to seep in.

In Athens. Staying at a HOtel if you know what I mean. Tell me if you do cause I don’t. Greek’s are like eyetalians in that you have no idea if they are arguing or agreeing. There was an old lady in front of me at the concierge and apparently she was  upset. By upset I mean she was trying to whack everyone in sight with her old ass Greeky cane. I always knew I could take down an old woman but I had no Idea she would collapse quicker than the twin towers. Oh you are fucking edgy Nate. Yes, yes I am.

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3 Responses to “Still in Corfu”

  1. T-Bone on September 22nd, 2007 5:51 am

    that is fuckin edgy. athens, georgia is fuckin edgy.

  2. Greer on September 22nd, 2007 7:23 am

    The outside world has turned you into a racist whore. Come back to the land of the pleasantly plump

  3. Dave on September 22nd, 2007 10:22 pm

    The subtle undertone of this post says “Nate wishes he was in a frat”. Live the dream buddy.

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