World’s Most Ridiculous 911 Call
October 3, 2007
Some moron called 911 because her western barbeque burger wasn’t up to snuff. It is always fun to laugh at the pure idiocy of some of the trash in this country. Good ol America.
“Ma’am, we’re not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.”
fuckin suburban trash.
I surprised how long they stayed on the line with her. She was taking up crime time
I love that call. She has no clue how stupid she is.
That is solid proof that the meth problem, in so cal especially, has gotten out of hand…
In cracky’s defense isnt a western burger from burger king… and isnt BK’s motto “you can have it your way” or something like that?
Okay, Nate’s mom here, Mary. Don’t worry-I RARELY look at this site, especially if it involves any stories about underthingies. However, this one caught my eye. This 911 call happened a couple of years old and it’s ridiculous. My best friend and I, Lorraine, had an e-mail exchange about it (as well as it being included in our soon to be released book: Hot Women Hot Flashes: Musings on Mid-Life) so here are our thoughts about this woman:
October 24th
To: Mary
From: Lorraine
Subject: BAP or Burger American Princess
Now for the story that will leave you wondering what the hell is going on in this planet and when can I book my seat for a quick blast off. I was listening to the radio when they replayed a 911 call made to a California police department. The call is from what sounds to be a young woman calling to request a police unit to come immediately—SHE HAS AN EMERGENCY. The Location: Parking lot of the local Burger King. The Offense: Personnel at Burker King’s unable to get her order correct! And she needs the police ASAP before this fast food situation gets ugly. The dispatcher asked her to please clarify the complaint. Young woman then explained that she had just picked up her boys from Karate and they were simply FAMISHED…and the employees kept giving her the WRONG order (sob sob sob).
Mary, I got this instant visual in my head: NEW BIG SUV (probably the H-2 Hummer complete with racks and huge fog lamps and an unconscionable tax deduction) that will never see more treacherous terrain than the speed bump and the Drive-thru window at the nearest fast food joint. Mom at the wheel, about 26, big diamond ring on left hand, small rat passing as canine companion in her Paris Hilton handbag, and oh, I forgot to mention, she is calling on her diamond studded cell phone from a Burger King in the O.C. (Laguna, California – way beyond YUPPIEDOM). The patient, professional dispatcher calmly explains that not getting a fast food order correct IS NOT A CRIME…and that they would NOT be sending a unit over Starsky and Hutch style.
Our caller becomes incredulous. She cannot believe her little ears when she finds out that no one is coming to rescue her from those inept McDonald employees. After all, her Karate Kiddos are STARVING…what’s a mother to do? AND just what are they paying those pesky police for anyway? Gotta go–this whole story has completely exasperated me. I want to take a real hot bath and not get out for a long long time. Lorraine
October 25th
To: Lorraine
From: Mary
Subject: Burger Psychosis
Lorraine, you must stop telling me stuff like this. It’s making me want to become a member of the NRA. Getting back to the BAP psychotic mother who called in the Mod Squad. What did she think was going to happen? Did she think the police would commandeer the Burger King, put on some aprons and start cooking her burgers to order? Did she want someone arrested because there was mustard, not mayo on the bun? Did someone forget to include the ketchup pack for her karate kid’s fries? Let’s get real, let’s get a life, let’s get this woman on medication and take away her shopping and drive-thru privileges.
This mother should be brought up on charges of harassing the Burger King’s employees (who are now double victims as they work for Burger King AND insane customers). What a terrible example she was setting for those Kung-Fu’ers. When at first someone doesn’t get your order right…call the authorities.
Bottom line, wouldn’t it have been easier for this BAP just to have removed the unwanted pickle from the Karate Kid burger, throw the burger at the Karate kid in the back seat and utter the immortal words of many overworked and frustrated moms all over the world, “If you can’t eat this then you’re not THAT hungry…there are children starving in China”. Then zoom zoom zoom away into the land of the over-indulged. I hope they throw the Burger book at her.
But you know what I’ve been realizing as you and I have been so self-righteous about this Burger mom?
I think the real reason this story is so compelling to us, and I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but here goes: WE’RE JUST LIKE HER!!!! We really are. Our kids are spoiled, entitled, clueless, financially irresponsible…and they don’t even care! It’s our fault, plain and simple. We’ve fixed, enabled, stepped in, rescued and we have no one to blame but ourselves.
However, this whole scenario has made me hungry. I’m sending one of the boys in search of the illusive “Western Bacon Cheeseburger” and they better get it RIGHT or I’m calling my attorney. Mary
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