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WSM’S Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions

January 1, 2008

10) Stop Supermaning ho’s.

9) Start Supermaning ladies.

8.) Take more of Tyra Banks’ advice.

7) Figure out the main difference between dating and date raping.

6) Quit procrastinating Bhutto assassination plans.

5) Have less awkward conversations with Chris Hansen.

4) Stop spraying it and start saying it.

3) Find out what a donkey punch actually involves.   If wrong, apologize to ranch owner.

2) Warm up car.

1) Stop stabbing Joey Greco.

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13 Responses to “WSM’S Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions”

  1. Pete on January 1st, 2008 3:27 am

    Don’t ever stop stabbing Greco.

  2. Katie on January 1st, 2008 4:19 am

    I live my life based on Tyra’s advice and I have never felt worse!

  3. Mary- Ann on January 1st, 2008 4:21 am

    Happy New year!

  4. John on January 1st, 2008 5:56 am

    You copycat. You had everything on my list except stop stabbling Joey Greco. You should have had “make obscene t-shirts for young Asian boys” instead.

  5. Jess on January 1st, 2008 10:55 pm

    Warm up the car is not on my list. Supermaning ladies is though.

  6. PlayaP on January 2nd, 2008 7:57 pm

    1. Crush more Budweiser
    2. Crush more skirts

  7. C on January 2nd, 2008 9:04 pm

    I think it should be to continue to stab joey greco so that he doesn’t catch you on Cheaters with another man

  8. Jess on January 2nd, 2008 9:50 pm

    In case you don’t know, Supermaning is defined by Urban Dictionary as: Superan; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it’s stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!

  9. PlayaP on January 3rd, 2008 7:57 pm

    I heard they’re doing this in middle school these days ….. seriously.

    Man, was I born in the wrong generation :)

  10. Biggs on January 3rd, 2008 8:11 pm

    Stop screaming Ho’s was my favorite.

  11. Shawn on January 3rd, 2008 8:12 pm

    i thought “post more on WSM” would be on this list - come on Nate!?

  12. Johny on January 3rd, 2008 10:13 pm

    In my day, you were lucky to feel a tit. I would have killed to superman.

  13. Nate on January 3rd, 2008 11:07 pm

    Calm it down shawn. Go ahead and rape me. I know you want to just do it.

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